Why are the San Diego Padres So Bad?
As a Padre fan, I am embarrassed to say San Diego has a Major League Baseball Team. Every year, there are gonna be bad teams in baseball, that is just part of the game, but not for the Padres. You see, the Padres aren't just bad, they are absolutely atrocious. San Diego ranks dead last in the MLB in the following categories:
Batting Avg
Slugging PCT
Hits
HRs
OBP
and Second to last in Strikeouts, thanks to those fish in Miami.
Kevin Towers is such a PUSSY when it comes to investing cash. He has no problem giving Trevor the Terrible 10 MILLION a year, and washed-up Maddox another 10 Mill for being our #3 Starter.
What the F*** is Going On Here??
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